Try These Out
TRY THESE OUT:
Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance…..and have an accident…..
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, borders or any of that nonsense. Once you have arrived demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. (especially if your wife is PREGNANT)
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors…or at least an interpreter.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc
Procreate abundantly
Deflect any criticism of this irresponsible reproductive behavior with “It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal”
Keep your American identity strong. Fly OLD Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Celebrate the Fourth of July… loudly proclaiming U.S. Independence and demand the Mexican News carry pictures and articles about YOUR country.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system along with bilingual teachers and testing for your children
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford you other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in Mexico.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all it’s officers and any time you are questioned concerning the law, who you are or what you are doing in Spanish just say, “No Habla Espanole”
See is anyone down there gets upset if you urge the government of the U.S. to print a booklet, in comic book form, on How to sneak into Mexico illegally, where the best border crossings are, and what to do to avoid detection when you get there… as did the Mexican Government recently
GOOD LUCK!
Demand any or all of these above and I’m pretty sure you’ll soon be imprisoned or dead. AND NONE of the above will ever happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world… EXCEPT right here… in the Land of the naïve
Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance…..and have an accident…..
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, borders or any of that nonsense. Once you have arrived demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. (especially if your wife is PREGNANT)
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors…or at least an interpreter.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc
Procreate abundantly
Deflect any criticism of this irresponsible reproductive behavior with “It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal”
Keep your American identity strong. Fly OLD Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Celebrate the Fourth of July… loudly proclaiming U.S. Independence and demand the Mexican News carry pictures and articles about YOUR country.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system along with bilingual teachers and testing for your children
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford you other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in Mexico.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all it’s officers and any time you are questioned concerning the law, who you are or what you are doing in Spanish just say, “No Habla Espanole”
See is anyone down there gets upset if you urge the government of the U.S. to print a booklet, in comic book form, on How to sneak into Mexico illegally, where the best border crossings are, and what to do to avoid detection when you get there… as did the Mexican Government recently
GOOD LUCK!
Demand any or all of these above and I’m pretty sure you’ll soon be imprisoned or dead. AND NONE of the above will ever happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world… EXCEPT right here… in the Land of the naïve
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