Try These Out

TRY THESE OUT:

Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance…..and have an accident…..

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, borders or any of that nonsense. Once you have arrived demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. (especially if your wife is PREGNANT)

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors…or at least an interpreter.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc

Procreate abundantly

Deflect any criticism of this irresponsible reproductive behavior with “It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal”

Keep your American identity strong. Fly OLD Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Celebrate the Fourth of July… loudly proclaiming U.S. Independence and demand the Mexican News carry pictures and articles about YOUR country.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system along with bilingual teachers and testing for your children

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford you other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in Mexico.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all it’s officers and any time you are questioned concerning the law, who you are or what you are doing in Spanish just say, “No Habla Espanole”

See is anyone down there gets upset if you urge the government of the U.S. to print a booklet, in comic book form, on How to sneak into Mexico illegally, where the best border crossings are, and what to do to avoid detection when you get there… as did the Mexican Government recently

GOOD LUCK!

Demand any or all of these above and I’m pretty sure you’ll soon be imprisoned or dead. AND NONE of the above will ever happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world… EXCEPT right here… in the Land of the naïve

A Picture says a thousand words

Pictures say a lot about people. The pictures on the left were posted by the Utah Democratic Party Vice-Chair, who also happens to be running for County Commissioner in Davis County.

The pictures on the right were the actual photo’s that were in the Deseret News article today.

This was the tagline posted by the Utah Democratic Party Vice-Chair for the same article. Can we say double standard Rob? I'll save you brother! (but will you forgive my debt?)

Failure to Launch Ethan Millard's slcspin blogsite, nothing but dirty laundry

Ethan make's his living off the evening news
Just give him something-something he can use
Bloggers love it when you lose,They love dirty laundry
Well, he coulda been an writer, but he wound up here
He just has to sound good, with a glass of beer
Bloggers come and whisper in his ear
Give him dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em all around

We got the bubble-headed Braithwaite who comes on at seven
She can tell you bout the plane crash and how they all went to heaven
Its interesting when people die-Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the little kid dead?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got aRunning bet
Get the mother on the set! We need dirty laundry
You dont really need to find out whats going on
You dont really want to know just how far its gone
Just leave well enough alone Eat your dirty laundry

Dirty little secrets Dirty little lies
He's got his dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
He love's to cut you down to size
He love's dirty laundry
He can do the innuendo
He can dance and sing
When its said and done he hasn't told you a thing
We all know political crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!