Failure to Launch Ethan Millard's slcspin blogsite, nothing but dirty laundry

Ethan make's his living off the evening news
Just give him something-something he can use
Bloggers love it when you lose,They love dirty laundry
Well, he coulda been an writer, but he wound up here
He just has to sound good, with a glass of beer
Bloggers come and whisper in his ear
Give him dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em all around

We got the bubble-headed Braithwaite who comes on at seven
She can tell you bout the plane crash and how they all went to heaven
Its interesting when people die-Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the little kid dead?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got aRunning bet
Get the mother on the set! We need dirty laundry
You dont really need to find out whats going on
You dont really want to know just how far its gone
Just leave well enough alone Eat your dirty laundry

Dirty little secrets Dirty little lies
He's got his dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
He love's to cut you down to size
He love's dirty laundry
He can do the innuendo
He can dance and sing
When its said and done he hasn't told you a thing
We all know political crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!